Chapter One
- Introduction: The Art of Deception -
"The people of the world, having once been deceived, suspect deceit in truth itself "
- Hitopadesa (India ~ 200 B.C.)
"Ninety-nine percent of The Da Vinci Code is true"
- Dan Brown (on CNN - 5/25/2003)1
"In the big lie, there is always a certain force of credibility"
- Adolf Hitler (Mein Kampf)2
"They will believe what I tell them to believe"
- Orson Wells (Citizen Kane)
How
do you know if what you're reading is true or not? This isn't an easy
question to answer. However, by examining things carefully and asking
the right questions, you can greatly reduce the chances of being
fooled. One way to find out how sturdy something is made, is to try and
tear it apart. Even things that seem indestructible at first, can often
be broken down if you find the weak spot. Theories are no exception. The Da Vinci Code
(DVC) is useful for honing these skills, because despite being
presented as well-documented history, nearly everything in the book is
misleading. Both The DVC, and it's predecessor Holy Blood, Holy Grail
(HBHG), are cleverly disguised attempts to manipulate the reader while
presenting virtually no evidence. This isn't a cause for concern until
you realize that almost everyone who reads these books, ends up either
totally confused, or worse, convinced they're a reliable source of
information.
The above quotes by
Orson Wells and Mr. Hitler make an interesting combination. In the
movie, Citizen Kane, the powerful newspaper magnate played by Mr. Wells
was boasting of his power to control public opinion: "They will believe
what I tell them to believe." Then, as if to demonstrate his point in
real life, Orson put scores of people into a panic with a convincing
radio broadcast of a Martian invasion. When news of the event was
trumpeted around the world, a gleeful Hitler reacted by making fun of
the gullible American public. We proved he was right. The "big lie"
does have a certain force of credibility. Wells was telling us to be
careful about who, and what we believe. But unfortunately, Blaise
Pascal may also have been right when he said: "Everyone likes to be
deceived."
In his book, 1984,
George Orwell warned of a time when we would be inundated with
propaganda, non-stop, from the moment we woke up, to the time we went
to sleep. Something not too far from that is already a reality in some
parts of the globe. Back in the early 80's, there was a televised
debate between some college students from the U.S. and Soviet Union.
When one of the Americans made reference to the Soviet’s invasion of
Afghanistan, the visitors' eyes grew wide with amazement and they
nearly fell on the floor laughing. Apparently they knew little or
nothing of the war in Afghanistan and thought we were the ones being
lied to.
At any rate, the purpose
of propaganda is to manipulate what people believe. The subject is
conditioned to accept inconsistencies, contradictions, empty rhetoric,
and appeals to authority; all things featured prominently in The Da Vinci Code and Holy Blood.
The individual is also dis- couraged from questioning things. This is
ironic when you consider that both books claim to be questioning things
themselves, yet if someone dares question them, he or she must be part
of a conspiracy. Now that is clever.
It's
no secret we're being lied to; we've come to expect it. Our political
system almost demands it. The winner of an election is often the
candidate who manages to offend the fewest number of people. So what we
hear from many politicians is superficial rhetoric that's carefully
designed to manipulate the voter and sling mud at the opponent. We take
these things for granted, though, just like the advertising we're
bombarded with each day. But don't kid yourself, we are influenced by
it. Corporations don't spend billions every year on ads because they
don't work. But what does this have to do with best-selling books?
It’s important to understand that The Da Vinci Code
is not really a work of fiction in the usual sense. When was the last
time you heard a novelist claim in an interview that ninety-nine
percent of his book was true?1 My guess is that Dan Brown is
the first one in recorded history. His book resembles a literary genre
that used to be popular in science. In Dialogue Concerning Two Chief Systems, Galileo tried to convince the world the heliocentric theory was true by having fictional characters debate the issue.
Likewise, Mr. Brown has said the only thing fictional in The Da Vinci Code are the characters; all the claims they make are true!1
But think for a moment, isn't that exactly what the producer of a
television commercial wants you to believe? A TV ad consists of
make-believe people, saying make-believe things, to convince you to buy
what they’re selling. The Da Vinci Code, on the other hand,
consists of make-believe people, saying make-believe things, to
convince you to buy what they're selling. There's not much difference
between the two.
Commercials are
indeed fiction, but they're also an attempt to alter our beliefs and
opinions about the real world. The idea is to convince us their product
is fantastic. With the Mormons, their family-oriented T.V. ads are
selling a philosophy and a way of life. But everything is open and
above board. Our guard is up because we know what they're up to and the
likelihood that there is bias in the presentation. However, with The Da Vinci Code,
the reader's guard is down, because of course, "It's only a novel."
That may be the most powerful piece of deception in this whole affair.
So
what is Dan Brown "selling" in his book; what is his agenda (apart from
being successful)? According to the author, one of his primary goals
was the promotion of "goddess worship".3 In so doing, he
also deals with the question of who was responsible for the demise of
paganism in the first place. His answer? The "Gods of war and
destruction"4, more commonly known as: The Father, Son &
Holy Ghost. To make room for the return of the Goddess, it seems
something else had to go. That appears to be the rationale for
demonizing Christianity. However, that isn't the problem here. All
motivations aside, what matters are the methods being used to
accomplish these goals. The ends don't justify the means.
Dear Mr. Brown: Please Stop Putting Words In My Mouth!
Sincerely, Leonardo Da Vinci
Take for example the way brilliant men like Leonardo Da Vinci and Sir Isaac Newton are depicted in The Da Vinci Code (and Holy Blood).
To make them believable as ring-leaders of a pagan cult that indulges
in bizarre sex rituals, they receive personality make-overs. They are
transformed into a couple of strange characters obsessed with the
occult and at war with Christianity. The DVC actually states that Langdon could see why the police inspector would link Leonardo with Satan worship!3 But is this portrayal realistic? Both men left a great deal of writing behind. Does The Da Vinci Code
have any direct quotes that would support such an image? No, for the
simple reason that there aren't any. So what does the author do? To
sell the false image, he falsifies some quotations. On page 230 of the DVC, we find Teabing using Leonardo Da Vinci (against his will), to help with his smear campaign against The Bible:
"To understand the grail," Teabing continued, "we must first understand the Bible. How well do you know the New Testament?"
Sophie shrugged. "Not at all, really. I was raised by a man who worshiped Leonardo Da Vinci"...
"And Da Vinci’s views on the New Testament"?
"I have no idea" (said Sophie).
Teabing’s eyes turned mirthful as he motioned to the bookshelf..…
Twisting the book to face Sophie, Teabing pointed to a series of
quotations from Da Vinci’s notebook on polemics and speculation. "I
think you’ll find this relevant", said Teabing to Sophie.
"Many have made a trade of delusion and false miracles, deceiving the stupid multitude."
Sophie felt a chill. "Da Vinci is talking about the Bible"?
Teabing nodded, "Leonardo’s feelings about the Bible relate directly to the grail"!
On
the contrary, from this quote we can't tell if "Leonardo's feelings
about the Bible" relate to the grail, or not. Why? Because these are
not Leonardo's feelings about the Bible! This quotation from his
Notebook on Polemics is accurate, but it appears under a large heading
that says: ON ALCHEMY4. He was heaping
scorn on alchemists here. Those were men who practiced a crude form of
chemistry, usually trying to turn base metals into gold. In the Middle
Ages, there were so many con-artists associated with alchemy, laws had
to be passed against it.
Now the
only excuse for a blunder of this magnitude is that Dan Brown copied
the quotes from a secondary source and never bothered to go back and
check them against Leonardo's notebook. If that's the case, it clears
him of deception, but the credibility of his research becomes highly
suspect. Some choice: deception or incompetence. Mr. Brown's testimony
at his plagiarism trial would seem to favor sleight-of-hand. Under
oath, he admitted owning a set of Da Vinci's notebooks5 and using them as a reference for The Da Vinci Code.
However, much can also be said in favor of the second option. While still testifying under oath6, Dan dropped the bombshell that Leonardo was an alchemist7,
as well as the greatest scientist who ever applied for government
funding. You could hear a pin drop in the packed courtroom as Mr. Brown
swore on a stack of Bibles that Da Vinci's goal was nothing less than
cheating death by discovering the elixir of eternal life! The author's
belief that these "nuggets of history" were not only accurate,
but relevant to his case, argues against deception and in favor of the
possibility that he's totally clueless. History will have to decide.
There
are two options here. You can believe Da Vinci when he says he hates
alchemists, or you can believe Dan Brown that Leonardo was an
alchemist. If you want to know about a historical figure, nothing is
more important than what the person actually said. However, The DVC completely ignores the words of the artist and relies on the information of fringe authors instead. With Da Vinci Speaks, it's just the opposite.
Not
to take anything away from the talented artist, but strictly as a
scientist, Leonardo probably isn't in the top forty all-time greats.
That's heady company indeed. What sets him apart is that he was
brilliant at so many different things. In that, he had no equal. He is
counted among the world's elite as an inventor, an engineer, a
designer, an architect, a scientist and an artist. Truly remarkable.
Was he a devil-worshiping alchemist? Sorry, no. The miscarriage of
justice is even greater with Sir Isaac. That will come later in an
eye-opening chapter called, "The Greatest Scientist Who Ever Lived."
There
is a useful lesson here in spotting a con-game. It wasn't necessary to
go back and check Leonardo's notebooks to know he wasn't speaking about
the Bible in that passage. It was right there all the time. Read the
quotation again, paying attention to the highlighted words: "Many have made a trade of delusion and false miracles, deceiving the stupid multitude."
It's clear Leonardo was referring to people who were getting rich from dishonest schemes (alchemists). The Da Vinci Code
claim that he was talking about a book (The Bible) doesn't even make
sense when you read it carefully. Books do not have "a trade"
(occupation). That's what the police call "probable cause." It should
serve as a red flag to check out the matter further. Ironically, the
artist was expressing his distaste for people who use under-handed
tactics like the ones we are now discussing, rather than The Bible.
If
this was an isolated example we could overlook it, but in fact, it's
just the beginning. The author isn't even done playing games with Da
Vinci's notebooks yet. A bit later, he repeats the same strategy with a
quote from the artist's notebook on "Morals"8
(Again, how ironic). This time, not only wasn't Leonardo talking about
The Bible, but the quotation itself was altered by removing sentences
to make it sound like he was. This is a fraudulent attempt to convince
readers that Leonardo was an occultist who regarded Christianity and
The Bible with contempt.
The DVC
presents other evidence that supposedly shows Da Vinci's fondness for
heresy. According to Mr. Brown, the painting, Madonna of the Rocks,
reflects Leonardo's "dark side" by having Jesus Christ submitting to
John the Baptist's superior authority9. The artist
accomplished this by having the infant John blessing the baby Jesus,
instead of vice-versa. A myriad of questionable details are then
deduced, including the presence of an "invisible head" in the painting.
If all of this is true, it would be a bit unusual, since the
work was commisioned by a convent. However, it's good to proceed slowly
when dealing with a heretic, even when his name doesn't end in a vowel.
It seems Mr. Brown was given some
bad advice here by two members of the prestigious Fringe-Authors Guild.
It turns out that actually is Christ blessing John
the Baptist in Leonardo's painting, not the other way around. He should
have known this however, since the infant being blessed clearly looks
older and bigger, and John was the older of the two. The author's
confusion over which child was which came from consulting The Templar
Revelation. The writers of that book also claimed Jesus loved pagan sex
rituals and his disciples murdered John the Baptist so he could steal
John's ministry. Add the assertion that Leonardo "hated the Holy
family" and you have a couple of very strange authors that Dan Brown
admired so much, he put them in his movie (Lynn Picknett looks like
Morticia Addams older sister).
Another
piece of "evidence" regarding Leonardo's heretical beliefs is the
ancient Pagan origin of the name Mona Lisa. We're told Da Vinci's
obsession with the occult is obvious from the title he gave his famous
painting. Mona Lisa was supposedly derived from a complex combination
of anagrams dealing with the Egyptian gods, Amon, and Isis. Again a
myriad of strange details are deduced, and again we find the author has
painted himself in a corner, since Leonardo never gave names to any of
his paintings10. Yet according to The New York Daily News, the research for The DVC was "impeccable"! Perhaps they're right. We're not sure since we couldn't find evidence of any. But Mr. Brown stands by his work. On Good Morning America, he told 15 million people:
"When I started researching The Da Vinci Code, I thought I would disprove a lot of this theory about Holy Blood and all that, but I became a believer".
In fairness to the author, he may have made that statement before discovering that Holy Blood
was based on the claims and forgeries of a mentally unstable con-man
with a prison record for fraud. The gentleman's name was Pierre
Plantard, but he preferred being called "Your Majesty". Why? Because
Pierre was convinced he was The King of France. As a new believer, Mr.
Brown may have side-stepped this issue since it would tend to undermine
his faith. That, or else he completely missed it while researching his
book.
That's unlikely, though, because despite keeping crazy Pierre safely under wraps, The Da Vinci Code
(p. 442) does state that Sophie's parents changed the family name from
Plantard to Neveu for protection. According to Dan Brown, the Plantards
are "the direct descendants of Jesus Christ & Mary Magdalene", not
to mention the dynasty of Merovingian Kings! This silly pipe-dream was
concocted by Pierre Plantard himself. He even forged documents that
suppossedly proved he was the rightful King of France. Unfortunately,
Pierre's wife wasn't convinced and wouldn't let him quit his day-job.
If you think these are loose accusations, even Judge Smith in The DVC plagiarism trial ruled that everything relating to Plantard and The Priory of Sion was "an elaborate hoax"!
The things we looked at in this section are merely the tip of the iceberg. The Da Vinci Code and Holy Blood
are well-springs of misinformation. The authors are like dirty cops who
plant evidence because they "know" the suspect is guilty, but can't
prove it. It's not surprising, though, that many people feel they've
had a history lesson after reading these books. Isaac Newton and Da
Vinci were quite real, not to mention The Bible and Leonardo's
notebooks. Who would suspect key elements were altered or fabricated?
And all this is being done by writers who insist it's The Bible that has been tampered with!
Just
in passing, would you like three good reasons to check out the Bible
for yourself? Sir Isaac Newton, Bob Dylan and Jesus. The greatest
scientist, songwriter, and teacher in human history; Bible readers all. - It’s Only Fiction! -
Frequently, when talking to Da Vinci Code
aficionados, they’ll refer to something in the book like it’s an
established fact. But if the astronomical number of errors it contains
are brought up, they usually get annoyed and insist that, “It’s only a
novel.” Well, you can't have it both ways. Either it’s a reliable
source of information, or it’s make-believe. But you can’t straddle the
fence in order to insulate the book from criticism. Nevertheless, it's
a common objection, so this section was written in response.
To
embrace an opinion such as "It's only a novel," one must first make the
assumption that people can't be influenced by fiction. But there are
countless examples that demonstrate we're influenced by it a great
deal. The Nazi philosophy of superior - inferior races and "only the
strong survive" didn't just come from Darwin. The concept of the Aryan
superman was influenced by a 19th century novel called The Coming Race.
The Nazi's preoccupation with the "Vril force" in that book, led to the
formation of the "Vril Society" by Hitler's pal, occultist Karl
Haushofer. The Fuhrer was obsessed with many of the same things as Dan
Brown (The Freemasons, The Holy Grail, etc).
The final chapter of this book is about The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
That too began as a novel, in 1864, then morphed into "true history."
That too was based on a huge conspiracy theory; the Jews secret plot to
rule the world (No doubt Woody Allen and Seinfeld are behind it all).
Hitler quoted The Protocols in Mein Kampf and it became a rationale for
The Holocaust and the pogroms in Russia. Without exaggeration, the book
has been instrumental in the slaughter of millions of innocent Jews and
it's still a best seller in many countries, despite being complete
nonsense.
Holy Blood, Holy Grail
was the forerunner of the dozens of "Holy Grail" books that flood the
market. That was supposedly non-fiction, yet in it the authors make the
incredible claim that Jesus was the reigning King in Judea when he was
crucified. Why? Because their grail-theory would collapse without it.
Where did these “history scholars” get such an idea? From a 1946 novel called, King Jesus, by mythographer Robert Graves.
And
let's not forget the charming way the modern world has been duped into
thinking the Bible teaches the earth is flat. One book responsible was
written by Washington Irving, author of Rip Van Winkle. In The Voyages of Christopher Columbus
(1828), he depicted Columbus' nay-sayers as Bible-quoting, flat-earth,
nit-wits, when a situation like that never existed. The Divine Comedy,
by Dante, was written two hundred years before Columbus and makes it
quite clear that a spherical earth was common knowledge at the time.
Like Dan Brown, Irving injected his own misguided perceptions into the
historical record. The result? Grade-school teachers have indoctrinated
kids for generations that Columbus' detractors predicted he'd sail off
the edge of a flat earth. Such is the style of many Bible-critics:
Speak first, think later (maybe). Mixing fact and fiction can indeed
produce dramatic effects in the real world.
If
you'd prefer a more recent example of the power of fiction, consider
what happened on December 8th, 1980. One man with a gun robbed the
whole world when he killed John Lennon in cold blood outside his home.
When police came to arrest the gunman, he was sitting there waiting
patiently, and the first words from his mouth were: "I shot John Lennon
to promote the reading of J.D. Salinger's, Catcher In The Rye".
And guess what? He wasn't kidding. This is no reflection on the novel.
It's merely proof that fiction can have a great influence.
Even
more recently, in 1996, the country sat transfixed after a teen-age
"vampire cult" killed the parents of one of it's members. One of their
rituals involved slashing their arms and drinking each others blood.
Where in the world would they get such an idea? Certainly not from a
work of non-fiction. It came from Bram Stoker and the hundreds of
authors who've carried on the vampire tradition. When cult leader, Rod
Ferrell, decided on murdering the couple, the group was on it's way to
New Orleans. Why? To visit the gifted novelist Anne Rice, author of Interview With the Vampire.
To put The Da Vinci Code
in perspective, consider that a novel is really no different from a
screen-play. Yet who would suggest that movies don't influence people?
In the 2001 census in Great Britain, 700,000 people listed their
religion as "Jedi". Their belief system is taken from the Star Wars film series. Another good example of the impact a fictional story can have is "Birth of a Nation",
the silent film epic by D.W. Griffiths. That movie single-handedly
caused the resurgence of The Ku Klux Klan. It's message contained an
especially virulent strain of racism. The heroic Klan doing battle with
the sub-human black race and successfully preserving a bright, white
future. It's safe to say that at least some of the lynchings that
occurred over the next two decades were influenced by Mr. Griffith's
film.
Try imagining The Da Vinci Code,
but with the Reverend Martin Luther King and the Civil Rights movement
as it's target. According to this novel, the charismatic leader's "I
have a dream" speech, was really a nightmare. The fight for civil
rights was a conspiracy instigated by the Communists just like J. Edgar
Hoover said. Dr. King wasn't a hero who laid down his life for those he
loved, he was a "commie-stooge" and The FBI's attempt to blackmail him
into committing suicide was justified... Sounds pretty vile, doesn't
it? Fiction or not, the author would rightfully be branded a racist and
so would anyone who defended him by insisting it's only a novel.
In
an age that supposedly holds racial and religious tolerance to be
sacred, how is it that so many people need convincing that to make
negative generalizations about a large group of people based on their
religion is reckless? That is the definition of prejudice. To top it
off, the accusations made in The Da Vinci Code involve all
kinds of tricks. When his book first hit #1, Dan Brown was everywhere
claiming it was more reliable than Old Faithful, and in every
interview, one of the first questions asked was, "How much of The Da
Vinci Code is true"? But why was that? If it's "only a novel", why was
that question even coming up? Do they ask Stephen King that? How about
John Grisham?
The reason the question kept coming up is that The DVC is an obvious attempt to influence the reader about important events in the real world. The plot may be fiction, but it's not the plot interviewers were asking about.
They wanted to know if Mr. Brown stood by his version of history and
according to him, that was not fiction. The fact that it's presented in
the body of a novel is irrelevant.
Gone With The Wind is historical fiction, but in The Da Vinci Code,
the entire plot takes place in the present. It merely serves as a
pretext for the male authority figures to brainwash Sophie with
"theories" that are about as well-documented as the moon being made of
Swiss cheese. When Mr. Brown was asked what changes he'd make if he
wrote non-fiction on the same subjects, he didn't hesitate: "I wouldn't
change a thing," he replied.
People
who don't study history have little chance of understanding the
influences that shaped it, whether works of fiction or not. This was
the essence of Santayana's famous quote, "Those who refuse to learn
from history are doomed to repeat it". If the previous examples aren't
enough, try reading: 100 Books That Shaped World History, by Raftery. Of the one hundred titles selected, almost half are novels such as Utopia, The Divine Comedy, and Uncle Tom's Cabin. Although "Uncle Tom"
contained some negative stereotypes, overall it was a powerful force in
the fight against slavery. When President Lincoln met the author,
Harriett Beecher Stowe, he exclaimed: "So this is the woman who started
this war" (the Civil War). There is no record of anyone correcting him
by saying: "Her book is only fiction, Mr. President".
- The Fringe-Authors Guild -
Dan Brown joined The Fringe-Authors Guild the day he decided to write a book based on the ideas found in: Holy Blood / Holy Grail, The Templar Revelation, The Hiram Key and The Woman with the Alabaster Jar. It's impossible to get an accurate picture of The DVC
without examining these books. Each one could probably be used as a
training manual for a class in delusional thinking. The intention here
is not to ridicule these writers, but they've set themselves up as
historians and teachers, which makes their work fair game. Most readers
have no idea just how peculiar the books are that inspired The Da Vinci Code.
The
term "fringe author" has been around almost as long as they have. It's
used by recognized authorities in a particular field, such as
Archaeology, to describe way-out amateurs who infringe (pun
intended) on their territory. The topics that command the interest of a
fringe author are often questionable, just like the far-fetched
theories they concoct. Many also show an appalling lack of common sense
when it comes to the collection and interpretation of evidence.
Typical
subjects of inquiry include: Alien visitations, alien abductions (with
or without anal probes), alien infiltration of society and government,
Atlantis, the Illuminati, vast religious conspiracies, vast political
conspiracies (usually involving world domination), the Abominable
Snowman, historical anomalies, the Knights Templar, the "face" on Mars,
crop circles, the Bermuda Triangle, "paranormal research", UFO's, the
Freemasons, Paris Hilton, the fake moon-landing, the Kennedy
assassination, and of course, The Alternative Histories of Christ.
In the past, fringe authors were recognized as such. But now, with a hundred million copies of The Da Vinci Code
promoting their visions, their stock has risen and they've invaded the
mainstream. Millions of people are welcoming them with open arms. It's
not unusual these days to see a member of the guild on The History Channel as an authoritative source. Thanks to The DVC,
highly speculative opinions with no evidence to support them are all
the rage. Let's look at a couple of quick examples. Consider this pearl
from The Hiram Key. Here the "historians" tell us exactly what Jesus Christ looked like:
Jesus was ..."a man of simple appearance, mature age, dark skin, small
stature, three cubits high (approx. 4'-11") hunchbacked with a long
face, long nose and eyebrows that meet... with an undeveloped beard".
This caricature is a Jewish stereotype popular with anti-Semites. It's
common in the Nazi propaganda films of the 1930's. How do the authors
know this description of Jesus is accurate? Did they discover an
ancient driver's license photo? No, actually they claim some people
think it's true and there's no reason to doubt them! The researchers
didn't reveal any names, but don't worry, they're all "scholars"! The
'ugly Jesus' theory may be in bad taste, but it's not even close to the
weirdest fringe author belief. That honor probably goes to the claim
that Jesus and Elvis Presley never existed. But hey, that's why these
writers were chosen for guild membership in the first place.
Every
time fringe authors add 2+2 they seem to get a different answer. But,
as if by magic, it always turns out to be exactly the number they were
looking for. Members of the guild have a conspiracy-theory mentality, a
talent for connecting things that aren't connected, and a strong
tendency to find meaning where none exists. These same symptoms are
also common in cult-members, not to mention people with psychiatric
problems, like psychosis and paranoia.
- The Fringe Author's Secret Weapon: Symbology -
Another interesting claim comes from The Templar Revelation.
Leonardo Da Vinci is also portrayed as a very weird character in this
book. It's probably where Mr. Brown picked up the idea. So what is
their evidence for this belief? The authors insist that in Da Vinci's Virgin of the Rocks, the many "rocks" in the painting represent men's testicles.
The modern slang, "get your rocks off", is even offered as proof.
Currently, Las Vegas has the odds of this being the true meaning
Leonardo intended at 1,957,000 to 1, so this is a money-making
opportunity. As might be expected, no reputable art historian has ever
been seen within 10 furlongs of this opinion. The only thing it proves
is that the authors are extremely peculiar, not Leonardo.
Notice
here the common tactic of ignoring negative evidence (reams of personal
writings that indicate Leonardo was very down to earth), then appealing
to symbols which only the fringe author knows the true meaning of.
It allows them to tell you what everything means, and best of all, it
does away with the need for evidence. This is done with a vengeance in The Da Vinci Code where Langdon is a "symbologist", a specialty that doesn't exist. Mr. Brown's habit of relying on symbols allows him to present whatever crazy idea he wants without having to justify it.
In perhaps its most extreme form, fringe author Barbara Theiring uses a type of symbology called, the "pesher technique", to interpret the "true"
meaning of The New Testament. It's supposedly written in code, but
don't worry because she has deciphered it. She's the only person in the
universe who knows what The Bible really says! Watch for the use of symbols when reading a fringe author and it'll go a long way toward recognizing the art of deception.
Even The Da Vinci Code movie shows how uncertain it is to rely on symbols. When symbologist
Langdon (Tom Hanks) presented a slide-show of familiar icons to a huge
lecture audience, they confidently identified every one he put on the
screen... incorrectly! But there was no need to fear, of course,
because Langdon knew the "true meaning" of each one. Taking a fringe
author's word for something is risky. It should be obvious that this
method of instruction could be used to make a case for any crazy notion
under the sun.
Perhaps the most famous scam-artist to exploit symbols
was Sigmund Freud, who flew on the scene in the 1890's with a book
called, On Dreams. Passing off the interpretation of dreams as a
"science" has to be one of the most outrageous pranks in history. Its
perfection rests on the fact that no one can ever falsify your claims.
How could someone prove a particular dream interpretation was wrong?
Along with his "scientific theory" that everything stems from a desire
to have sex with your mother, Freud was one of the most innovative
fringe-authors of all time. Dreams are the ultimate in symbolism and not very reliable for purposes of forming opinions (unless you're a prophet).
Among current guild members, the Grand Madame of symbology is Margaret Starbird. She is without equal. In Woman With The Alabaster Jar, and Goddess In The Gospels, she calls forth Numerology (Gematria), Tarot Cards, Tarot Trumps, watermarks, synchronicity, dreams, nightmares, picture symbols, word symbols, number symbols, cymbal symbols, yin-yang, wave-particle, fire-triangle, touchy-feelie, you name it. She admits to being so disturbed after reading Holy Blood, Holy Grail
that she had a mental breakdown and became a Catholic "heretic". She
was so convinced that Christianity had covered-up the fact that Jesus
and Mary Magdalene had a line of descendants, she joined the guild to
help expose the conspiracy. One
questionable piece of evidence she turned up was Botticelli's 15th
century painting, Madonna of the Pomegranate. In that work, the baby
Jesus is holding a partially opened pomegranate, which Margaret insists
is "an ancient symbol of sexual fertility because of
it's red seeds". She also attach's great importance to finding
pomegranates mentioned in the Song of Solomon (Ch 4:13). While it's
true that the Song of Songs has erotic elements, they are
generally regarded as a spiritual allegory. But even if we let this
pass, there's something more.
Pomegranates
may be mentioned in this Bible passage, but it also refers to many
other things: "pleasant fruits, henna, spikenard, saffron, calamus,
cinnamon, aloe, trees of frankincense, myrrh and all chief spices." When we examine the verses before it, which have the same theme,
we find: "shorn sheep, a flock of goats, a mountain of leopards, a
scarlet strand, the tower of David, an armory, mighty mens' shields, a
thousand bucklers, Mount Hermon, fawns, gazelles, lillies, hills,
shadows, lions dens, wine, milk, perfume, a honeycomb, a neckless, a
tongue, lips, Lebanon, and the smell of someone's garment".
The problem for Ms. Starbird is obvious. Were all
of these items ancient symbols of sexuality, or was it just
pomegranates? She runs into further difficulty with those pesky art
historians who insist the pomegranate in Botticelli's painting was
actually a symbol of everlasting life. That's the problem with symbols,
there's no way to be sure what they stand for. Everyone sees something
different, so it's pointless to build a case on them. How does Margaret
resolve the impasse? Let's let her explain:
"Pictures
speak louder than words. From the position of the pomegranate in the
lap of the baby Jesus... it appears more likely that Botticelli
believed in the physical fertility of Jesus". [Alabaster Jar - pg 119]
In other words, since the pomegranate is close to the infant's groin, the symbolism
must be sexual, rather than spiritual. This is not really evidence now,
is it? Had Botticelli said at some point, "Jesus was married and the
Church knows it", we might be able to cut Ms. Starbird a break. But as
it is, the only people to vouch for this stuff are members of the
Fringe-Authors Guild.
Had Margaret noticed back in 1983 that Holy Blood
presented no evidence either, she wouldn't have had her nervous
breakdown. That's the most perplexing thing about this situation. The
evidence that supposedly supports these claims is so incredibly
worthless, why is anyone influenced by it? Even Judge Smith in The DVC plagiarism trial echoed this sentiment, saying:
"[Holy
Blood] consists of a series of conjectures with no real evidence"...
"no actual research is provided by the authors in their speculative
travels".
It
would be an oversight here not to mention Pierre Plantard among the
fringe authors. He's the architect and inspiration of this entire
movement. Pierre was responsible for fabricating The Prieure Documents,
also known as, the Dossiers Secrets, which supposedly legitimized his claim to the French throne. Once they are introduced in Holy Blood, Holy Grail, they are referred to in name, or in substance, over a thousand times; they show up on virtually every page.
The
authors openly acknowleged their book was the result of Plantard's
work. They were not as astute as Dan Brown, who realized this kook was
a credibility killer, and left him out of the picture. One bizarre
claim of Pierre's was that he possessed hundreds of millions in gold
that came from the sacking of Jerusalem in 70 A.D. Since he died broke,
you'd think the Holy Blood authors would've been suspicious about this,
but apparently not. We'll take a closer look at Plantard later.
-Summary-
This section gives a brief overview of Dan Brown's influences for The DVC.
These books are supposed to be non-fiction and the work of historians,
but that's simply not true. Some of the authors are borderline
delusional. Margaret Starbird is referred to as a "scholar" on the back
cover of her book, yet the reference for her claim that Jesus' marriage
needed to be kept secret is: Graves, Robt., King Jesus, 1946, pg. 293.
Huh? Wasn't Graves a novelist and mythographer? Wasn't King Jesus
a work of fiction? How can the fanciful speculation found in a novel be
offered as validation of a purported fact? Graves also portrayed Jesus
as being the son of Herod Antipater! Should we believe that, too?
That's about as likely as Christ being the son of Caesar; not Julius,
but Sid Caesar! It's not hard to see where Ms. Starbird got the idea of using a novel as a reference though. King Jesus was also cited in Holy Blood to support a different claim.
Yet despite using the world of make-believe to validate their peculiar version of history, these writers now appear on The History Channel as if they were bona-fide historians! It's amazing how few realize these books are nonsense. They assume The DVC
is based on solid research, even though the ideas came from a gaggle of
fringe authors and a man convinced he was King of France. Consider the
following review of the Da Vinci Code by The Chicago Tribune that
appears on Dan Brown's website:
"An extremely smart fun ride... Brown... transmits several doctorates'worth of fascinating history... The Da Vinci Code is brain candy of the highest quality".
- CHICAGO TRIBUNE
Fun? Yes. Smart? Please... Whoever wrote this review should be
reassigned to obituaries, and then quarantined. Because of it's highly
doubtful sources, this particular "brain candy" can cause cavities and
decay. The Da Vinci Code isn't just wrong, it's spectacularly wrong. To quote the plagiarism judge once again:
"the
reality of [Mr. Brown's] research is that it's very superficial... the
evidence demonstrates The DVC is simply not correct with respect to
historical [information]".
All
that is accurate in the DVC are the nouns: Constantine did exist. The
Council of Nicea took place, etc. Beyond that, Mr. Brown is terribly
confused. At one point, committed to a number of erroneous beliefs
about Nicea, the author loses track of time and has Mary Magdalene
still alive 300 years after her "husband" was crucified! "Several
doctorates worth of history"? Witch-doctorates, maybe.
The
unwary reader can be greatly misled when writers pawn off fiction as
real life and it's not limited to just believing a few silly ideas. The
risk is that you may start "reasoning" like the authors do **(see below). The best evidence that all this can be detrimental is Margaret Starbird herself. When exposed to the bizarre logic in Holy Blood, Holy Grail, this very nice lady had a crisis of faith and a mental breakdown. Then she retreated into her own, Alice in Wunderland, fantasy world.
She didn't notice that the authors admitted writing Holy Blood as "novelists", so they "wouldn't have to stick to the facts"! Using these books as references, is it any wonder The Da Vinci Code
turned out to be such a confusing mish-mash of fact and fiction? From
the suicide-cults of Jonestown and Heaven's Gate, to the delusional
thinking of the Third Reich, one thing should be clear: What you
believe does matter!
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No sooner had the above comment been written, than the following email
came in from a young woman who is proof that the irrational thinking of
the fringe authors is contagious. She has deduced that Da Vinci's Mona Lisa
is actually a picture of Jesus and Mary Magdalene's daughter. We
responded by challenging her to produce even a fragment of evidence
from pre-1982 sources for the claims she made. It's unlikely it'll do
much good though. She hasn't replied and may need a deprogrammer, like
Patty Hearst after being brainwashed by the Symbionese Liberation Army.
A number of The DVC disciples have agreed that what follows
is "crazy", but they also fail to notice that several of the woman's
assertions come straight from Dan Brown & The Fringe-Authors Guild.
Her theories have as much evidence to support them as theirs do; none.
Dear Author,
I
think I know who the Mona Lisa is. I think she is Mary Magdelene's and
Jesus' daughter. On the right side of the painting, the landscape is
closer then the other, which stands for male and the other side is
further back which stands for female. There is evidence to proove this
because Mary was pregnant when Jesus got crusified (?) and ran off to
France so they wouldn't kill the baby. The Mona Lisa can't be Mary as
she had orangey browny hair. It is their daughter because The Mona Lisa
had dark eyes and brown hair just like Jesus Christ showing that she
was Jewish. Her face was like Mary's though. Leonardo Da Vinci could of
seen her in a dream and painted her just like in the last supper.
Sincerely,
(Name Withheld)
(This is a sweet girl, no doubt, but she's very mixed-up thanks to
post-modern school-teacher turned fringe-author, Dan Brown)
Wait,
perhaps we spoke too soon. She did respond after all and it seems that
Random House has given her a three-book deal with a $25,000 advance to
expand on her new discovery. Dan Brown is said to be "thrilled about
this new development in the never-ending quest for truth"...
This
Random House scenario may be fictional, but it's not far-fetched. Many
mainstream publishers are putting out material that's every bit as
shaky as this, simply because it sells. The NAACP College Fund said it
best: The mind is a terrible thing to waste. God bless the voice of
reason, but it's getting fainter every day.
-References-
1http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0305/25/sm.21.html
(After Stating that 99% of the book is true, he said "the only thing
that's fictional is symbologist Robert Langdon and his activities,
etc.(in other words, the characters)... all of the background is true".)
2Hitler, Adolf, Mein Kampf, Pg. 134 (James Murphy translation)
3This comes from the Introduction to the online posting of The Da Vinci Code novel that was available free of charge on the internet.
4Brown, Dan, The Da Vinci Code, Pg. 43 (Doubleday - 2003)
5Thompson C.J.S, Alchemy and Alchemists, Pg. 140 (Dover - 2002)
6Transcript of Dan Brown’s plagiarism trial - Witness Statement
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,923-2085827_1,00.html
7Leonardo da Vinci / Richter, The Notebooks of Leonardo da Vinci, Pg. 665, (1883)
http://www.sacred-texts.com/aor/dv/index.htm
8Abanes, R. Truth Behind The Da Vinci Code, Pg. 70 (Harvest House - 2004)
9DVC, Pg. 138
10Pietro C Marani, Leonardo da Vinci: Complete Paintings, Pg 198-9 (Harry N. Abrams - 2003) |